If you can't be right, be dramatic.

Homie don't play dat.

(Source: breathy, via 90s90s90s)

I never loved nobody fully
Always one foot on the ground
And by protecting my heart truly
I got lost in the sounds

(Source: peterparkour, via walkingonpinsandsharonneedles)

When someone gives me shit for not dressing up for a theme party

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Amanda. Skrapits.

onehoney:

strangelanguage:

Zombie Apocalypse in Florida?
A Zombie apocalypse warning by the CDC may not be tongue in cheek after all, suggests a writer on Gawker. The recent Miami cannibal face-chewing attack is but one of many other incidents that occurred in the month of May…all in Florida. Does a curse exist?
The strange and ghoulish incidents began in Florida on May 16. Then, a report from McArthur High School in Hollywood talked about how students and teachers developed a strange rash. Hazmat officials were called in and decontaminated. All those infected. However, what caused the itchy breakout remains a mystery. 
On May 20, 41-year-old Dr. Zachary Bird was arrested in Orlando by the Florida Highway Patrol. Sources say the man was agitated to the point in which he banged his head on the officer’s window, and spit blood into his face. 
Days later, a Hazmat team responded again to a call at a Broward County school for reports of a rash breakout. However, the cause is still unknown. 
The writer also suggested that perhaps the Miami zombie-like attack is spreading like an uncontrolled germ or bacteria. He points to an incident that took place Tuesday in Hackensack, New Jersey. It involved a man, who stabbed himself and threw his intestines at police officers.
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onehoney:

strangelanguage:

Zombie Apocalypse in Florida?

A Zombie apocalypse warning by the CDC may not be tongue in cheek after all, suggests a writer on Gawker. The recent Miami cannibal face-chewing attack is but one of many other incidents that occurred in the month of May…all in Florida. Does a curse exist?

The strange and ghoulish incidents began in Florida on May 16. Then, a report from McArthur High School in Hollywood talked about how students and teachers developed a strange rash. Hazmat officials were called in and decontaminated. All those infected. However, what caused the itchy breakout remains a mystery. 

On May 20, 41-year-old Dr. Zachary Bird was arrested in Orlando by the Florida Highway Patrol. Sources say the man was agitated to the point in which he banged his head on the officer’s window, and spit blood into his face. 

Days later, a Hazmat team responded again to a call at a Broward County school for reports of a rash breakout. However, the cause is still unknown. 

The writer also suggested that perhaps the Miami zombie-like attack is spreading like an uncontrolled germ or bacteria. He points to an incident that took place Tuesday in Hackensack, New Jersey. It involved a man, who stabbed himself and threw his intestines at police officers.

Read More

(Source: robotparaphernalia, via mdegraw)

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHY I DRINK

WHEN I QUESTION WHY I’M NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP

massivestateofdelusion:

I feel like Dooneese when I’m around my siblings and their significant others

#FifthWheelProblems

(Source: comedy-lady)

(Source: wild-lion, via sleepuntildawn)

When I’m drunk and wearing a good push up bra and my boobs take on a life of their own

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY HAVE MORE FUN SOBER

I LOVE GETTING THIS LOOK WHEN I WEAR LOW CUT THINGS

collegiatehotmess:

it pretty much makes me feel the equivalent of this